Major League A*Holes are just a couple of baseball dorks throwing out our opinions between Chicago and Detroit. We focus on the Cubs, White Sox, and Tigers (as well as the Giants and A’s — that's a long story). We'll also give our 2¢ on the big MLB issues of the day whether anyone asked for It or not.
04/23/24
Cubs Holding On Despite Shit Luck
Four games over .500 and just two games back in the division is not a bad place to be, but the #Cubs could easily be 17-5 if Adbert Alzolay hadn't blown FOUR saves in this young season. The wrong kind of history is being made on the Southside as the… Read more
04/12/24
Chicago: Where Your Worst Injury Nightmares Come True
The #Tigers' hot start, stoked by the bullpen and defense, begins to fizzle as the offense continues to sputter. Somehow the 90 feet between home plate and first base become the most dangerous real estate on Earth for #WhiteSox stars Eloy Jimenez, L… Read more
03/28/24
MLB Opening Day 2024 is Here — LFG!
It's Baseball fucking Eve and we've got ALL the useless 2024 #MLB season predictions you could possibly ask for. You're welcome. It's been a week since the Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal came to light, yet the whole story remains like an onion — th… Read more
03/21/24
Happy Opening Day?
#OpeningDay is Thursday, March 28 but that couldn't stop #MLB from starting the season in the middle of the night in Korea as their ill-fated quest for global domination featured bomb threats and equipment failures. Trading Dylan Cease to the #Padr… Read more
03/13/24
Dylan Cease Trade Rumors Running Rampant
#Tigers top pitching prospect Jackson Jobe made an electrifying MLB Spring Training debut and could soon be a part of a young and deep rotation in Detroit. Rumor has it the #Yankees, #Rangers, #Padres, (and #Cubs?) are blowing up Chris Getz' cell wi… Read more
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