Wavve Link #1

Wavve Link #1

By Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

04/16/26

Genital disappearance scam leads to 10 men arrested. Cocaine hippos in Columbia will be put down.

Cocaine hippos on Pablo Escobar's estate in Columbia will be culled. Swiss cheesemakers will be allowed to put artificial holes in their cheese. 10 people in Zanzibar arrested for genital disappearance scam. Weird AF News is the only daily weird neRead more

04/15/26

Pretending to be gay is a popular way to stay in the UK (this rhymes). Amazon employee annoyingly dies while working.

UK lawyers helping migrants pretend they're gay in order to obtain asylum. Amazon employee perished on the warehouse floor while employees continued working around his corpse. Man builds a custom submarine for his parrot in the Bahamas. Weird AF NRead more

04/14/26

Man in cow costume stabs family members. GLP-1 users report new side effect: DIVORCE!

Man dressed in a cow costume stabbed a family member in New York. GLP-1 users report a whole new side effect - divorce. US troops drank 1 million gallons of coffee and 2 million energy drinks so far during war with Iran. Weird AF News is the only dRead more

04/13/26

Come get this sausage! (from a vending machine?). US wants to hire gamers as air traffic controllers.

Hundreds of chimpanzees are embroiled in a civil war. US government wants to hire gamers to fill vacant air traffic controller positions. 24 hour meat vending machine is a hit in Montana.

04/10/26

Florida woman wrestles a manatee in a bikini at a park. Floridaman goes to job interview, leaves with assault charges.

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman banned from Disney World after bringing in a fat waller full of cocaine. Floridaman goes to job interview at Burger King, leaves with an assault charge. Florida woman arrested for wrestling a manatee in a bikini. FloridamaRead more

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